Poem about shrimp

I like shrimp,

I lick shrimp,

I lick shrimp,

that's all i can say about shrimp. (actually my mind just went blank and now i can't talk about shrimp)

But I am not slow or retarded or stupid. I'm just shrimpy like a cow. True I make no sense, but shrimps do taste good. But not all shrimps. I feel like eating some Chinese shrimp or maybe some Asian McDonald's. But I am not a fob even though I am a fob. If I don't make any sense, you can clarify my statements whenever u see me.

Go shrimping for God!

Lessons of Life I have learned so far

1. always depend on God

2. never hold ur pee when u need to go, go!

3. never buy a protractor from Target ( they break and then you gotta tape them up, a very hard process)

4. never stuff a piece of fruit bigger than your nose into your mouth because then you can't talk, and it's a possible cause of death by suffocation

5. Eat candy

6. Eat Mcdonalds, it gives you joy

7. Never procrastinate

8. Even if you are a little slow, pretend you are smart so that people will think you are smart and so eventually you are smart!

9. More to come later as I learn by my mistakes , I do not mess up purposely, I do it by accident

10. Believe every word Michelle M. Lin says (yea really)

go harvest and fly like a cow

sorry sharon 

I think Elmo was laughing at my jokes. :)

Currently Reading Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie (Bccb Blue Ribbon Fiction Books (Awards)) By David Lubar see related

The Cow Story

So once upon a time, there wass a cow named Snorty. Snorty could snort snot and also snot snort at the same time. But there was a risk in snorting snot and snotting snort. "Be careful," Snorty's doctor warned, " times are coming and you get hurt.."

Snorty didn't understand and kept on snorting snot and snotting snort. One day, Snorty started to snort and then suddenly the snot went back up his nose and started going down his throat. Snorty kept on snorting, but the same thing happened over and over. So the snot and snort started to collect at the bottom of his throat.

Snorty started to feel quite clumpy because a clump had lodged at the bottom of his throat. He felt that there was no cure for this clumpy disease and so he sat down waiting to clump up (in other words suffocate). Then a cow passed by and stopped by Snorty. "Are you clumping up?" he asked. Snorty nodded even though he had no idea what clumping up meant. Then the mysterious cow took out a curved metal stick. "Do you believe that I can take that clump out of your throat?" the mysterious cow asked. It was a big stick and Snorty was scared, but he would do anything to get that clump thing out. "I believe," Snorty replied. As he said that, the clump immediately disappeared from his throat. The mysterious cow never even used his stick thing.

"My dear chldren I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father in our defense-Jesus Christ, the Righteous one. He is the atoning sacrifice for our sins, and not only for ours but also for the sins of the whole world." 1 John 2:1-2

"I write these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God so that you may know that you have eternal life. This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us." 1 John 5:13-14